meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

(Source: meladoodle)

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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers.

(Source: thorinds)

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cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

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precumming:

lilninetales:

precumming:

demrandomshiza:

precumming:

Shud I skip class?

The Black death is a devastating pandemic that killed with an estimate of 15,000,000 people in Europe

??

You wouldn’t be confused if you didn’t skip classes.

damn

(Source: precumming)

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chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role

chainsawpunk:

wow she really can play any role

(Source: jadexalice)

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